The Best

In today's post we will move from negative to positive, from le pire to 

2011. THE BEST

It was an awesome year. That applies for me (friends, family, good health, I passed my exams, and... I found myself a boyfriend) but I'm sure it applies for you too. And if it wasn't the best year, I'm sure you'll  make 2012 rule!

But it also was an awesome year because

1. The Olsen twins are still awesome (keep it coming in 2012)

2. Rosie Huntington-Whitely became famous  

3. Victoria Beckham brought a little female Beckham to this world (Suri Cruise, watch out)

4. There are no more Twilight movies (the world is a better place now)

5. Kate Moss got hitched without scandals

6. Emma Stone is the new hot talent

7. Lindsay Lohan might be on the right track

8. Carla Bruni delivered a presedential baby

9. Hermion Granger Emma Watson finally can do something else with her life than promoting Harry Potter

10. Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber actually make a cute couple

oh and of course there were: no major terror attacks, enormous solidarity from all over the world for Japan, bye bye Bin Laden, people in North Africa and the Middle East fought for democracy with result,  but most importantly: WE ARE ALL STILL HERE so that means the Mayas were not right ( no way that tomorrow at 12PM everything will collapse) 

I'm sure you are all dying to know who my favourite best-dressed celebrities of 2011 are. I have to warn you the list is not very renovating - but who cares? 

Let's watch some fabulous dresses!!

1. THE SHE HAD BY FAR THE BEST DRESS OF 2011

I mean, come one. How can she look like this? And I'm sure she had no (or just a tiny bit) help of Spandex or what is it called. Applaus for you, Miss Kruger! You should insure every millimeter of your body. 

I wish for her: to not get pregnant in 2012 because there is no way she can get this body back. Haha ok that's a little rude. I wish for her many more red carpets and to make it in modelling rather than in movies. 

2. THE THAT'S RIGHT LET LEO SEE WHAT HE MISSES

She has a deserved second place with this dress, worn in Cannes. I bet Roberto Cavalli went nuts when he saw this! 

I wish for her: Vogue and Victoria's Secret. And (why not) getting back together with Leo and make the most beautiful babies this world will have ever seen. 

3. THE OTHER GOSSIP GIRL

People seem to forget about her, but you must admit this dress is pretty fabulous too and I don't even know if Blake could have pulled this off the way she does. 

I wish for her: a great movie to show yourself to another public than the teenagers of Gossip Girl

4. THE THIS BABY IS GOING TO BE SO SPOILED YOU CANNOT IMAGINE IT

When I'll anounce that I'm pregnant (but let's wait a little longer) I plan to do it in a dress like this. Maybe I'll take a fake belly too. 

I wish for her: a healthy baby, a new single, a new perfume and some new business (she can do it all I'm sure)

5. THE I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE THIS DRESS BUT YOU CERTAINLY ROCK IT 

I'm not sure if I like the bottom half of this dress with the weird volumes, but on the other hand I think if it had been straight the dress would have been very ugly :) I forgot a little but I think this was the first time she appeared with short hair? Then this definately is the way to introduce your new me to the public. 

I wish for her: to succeed in her studies. And to take extensions!!

6. THE YES YOU ARE TOO OLD FOR THESE DRESSES BUT YOU LOOK GREAT

How old is she? Like 45 or something? That definately is not an appropriate age to wear these kind of dresses, but when she spends 7 hours a day to look this good (true story) I think she kind of deserves it, don't you? 

I wish for her: a wedding and a baby. I'm sure she'll want to do better than Angelina so I suggest she get started

7. THE WOW I WISH I LOOKED THIS GOOD IN THIS TISSUE

and even more if you know she just had a baby. It makes me think a little of Anne Hathaway's Oscar dress - I bet it's also Giorgio Armani, but you cannot deny she looks gorgeous. 

I wish for her: more fashion like this and of course another Pirates movie (shhhhht but I love them haha)

8. THE YOU'LL BE THE GREATEST SOME DAY, MARK MY WORDS

This girl is so talented, and if you're so talented it should be rewarded with these kind of dresses!

I wish for her: to keep continuing the way she is doing now. And to start dating Justin Timberlake

9.  THE I DON'T REALLY KNOW YOU BUT THIS DRESS IS GREAT

I know she acts in Glee (bweuk) but this dress is pretty fabulous (I just am not entirely sure about the bottom)

I wish for her: to appear in a movie. Maybe I should go watch New Years Eve? (it seems really boring)

10. THE YOU'RE SO CLASSY NOW!!

Her style gets better every year!

I wish for her: success with her business - now that she's definately not making a new 'The Simple Life' anymore

11. THE THIS MAY NOT HAVE BEEN YOUR BEST OUTFIT BUT THERE ARE SO MANY I CAN'T CHOOSE

I'm so eager to see what 2012 brings to you! Even better dresses and shoes, I'm sure :)

I wish for her: to make a better movie than the ones where she was in now. 

And to get Leo back ASAP

12. THE YOU LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS IN THIS DRESS

WAUW!!!

I wish for her: good luck with everything (I don't really know about her haha)

13.  THE YOU ARE SO CLASSY I DIE

I think this was choses as the best Oscar dress. I'm not entirely sure if I agree, but you have to admit it's something different and she looks great. 

I wish for her: a new movie!!

14. THE THIS DRESS WAS MADE FOR YOU

Let it to Anglina to show us how to wear green, sparkly and long

I wish for her: another baby (why not)

15. THE I STILL LOVE PRINCESS DIARIES, YOU WERE SO GREAT IN IT

We've seen a lot of sparkly, long and open-back dresses for the Oscars, and she totally understood the trend

I wish for her: a new Alice in Wonderland movie (since I think she could do better) 

16. THE YOUR SO LUCK YOUR HUSBAND MAKES THE MOST AWESOME MUSIC

She never bores me, even tough her style is pretty classic and simple

I wish for her: more of the same

17. THE LET THE WORLD NOT FORGET ABOUT YOU

I feel like I didn't see her a lot this year, was she in a movie? But this dress proves she knows about fashion...

I wish for her: a carreer in fashion? 

18. THIS DRESS IS SO BIG AND SPARKLY I HAD NO CHOISE BUT PUTTING IT HERE

Can a dress be too much for the Oscars? 

I wish for her: good luck with everything blah blah

19. THE SHE'S ONLY SMILING BECAUSE SHE HAD HER LAST DAY WITH ROBERT PATTINSON

(I read somewhere they didn't get along very well). 

You have to admit, for looking classy Reese has the first position. This dress is something I totally could wear tomorrow, since it's not over the top 

I wish for her: a great comedy

20. THE THE WORLD IS AT YOUR FEET IN 2012

I never saw her movie, but I saw her clothes this year! She definately was my favourite model! Both her casual and red carpet style are so gorgeous, I want everything she's wearing :)

I wish for her: Vogue! Movies! Become the face of Chanel! ...

21. THE WE ALSO WOULD LOOK THIS GREAT IF WE WERE MARRIED TO A PINAULT

Pffffff I don't even want to see her closet because I'm sure I'd barf out of jealousy. I love this dress so much, it's just the right amount of bling bling. 

I wish for her: that I have the time to go see your movie (Puss in Boots). 

and a baby of course.

The worst

Traditionally, at the end of a year it's time to look back. 

This wouldn't be Life Is Royalty if I wouldn't look back on the royals (coming), but you all know how much I like to comment on celebrities clothes too. 

In today's post I present to you: 

2011. THE WORST

(now if you're really clever you can already guess what the next post will be)

1. Lady Gaga still is popular

2. Prince Harry didn't ask me to marry him

3. Justin Bieber didn't stop making music

4. Robert Pattinson still is the hottest dude on the planet (WTF WHY WHY WHY)

5. Jennifer Aniston still isn't married and has no kids

6. People had more attention for the behind of the Royal Sister than the actual royals

7. Jersey Shore will have a new season

8. Kim Kardashian Kan't Keep a Kompanion 

9. Blake Lively and Leo broke up

10. Paris Hilton still gets attention

ah and of course there was also the global economical crisis (bye bye euro in 2012?), Fukushima, still no peace in the Middle East, the Japanese still are fishing for whales, ...

(I admit that my list is probably the most superficial you can find on the internet. Applaus for me!!)

But now. 

Over to the really important part of this post. 

clothes. 

Here some of the worst outfits of 2011. I want to see the look on their faces when they are looking at these pictures in 2030 (when we will have forgotten about  them a long time ago) and wonder: 

"Tiens, if I  hadn't worn that in 2011, would I still be famous?"

1. THE YES WE KNOW YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF ART

 Of course my list has to start with she. Maybe she will discover in 2011 that she will look so much better in a little more normal clothes, and I'm sure she wouldn't lose any fans over it. Please woman! There are children on the streets who can see this! They will have nightmares for the rest of their lives... 

I wish for her: a jeans, a t-shirt and flats. 

2. THE PREGNANT ONE (1)

Of course, congrats. I get that you want to show your babybelly to the world. 

But please, my dear. Don't do it in this colour, in this tissue, and in this size. You look like a pregnant hooker (and no, that's not a good thing). 

I wish for her: of course a healthy baby. But also a new movie!! (where was she in 2011?)

3. THE CRAZY JUMPSUIT

I don't want to imagine who designed this. And even as a podium outfit this is trop, too much. It makes me vomit inside  my mouth a little and it gives me a headache.

I wish for her: a new album that beats the old one

4. THE PREGNANT ONE (2)

I know that if you're pregnant your brain works differently. This might explain why she decided to match the coat (hidious leopard) to the dress (hidious pink tablecloth). I'll forgive you, but just make it better in 2011. 

I wish for her: a healthy baby, of course. And also success with everything she's doing (that's about everything but music I heard)

5. THE BOOBS AND LEGS

This is not how we know you! You look like a burlesque dancer with too much fringes. I personally think the few bad outfits lately have directly to do with the breakup from Leo (Ryan doesn't even come close). 

I wish for her: a role in a descent movie. Coming back together with Leo. But most importantly: many, many, many more fabulous outfits

6. THE GLEE WOMAN

I never watched Glee (bah).  I watched the Smurfs (boooring). I watched this photo (bweuk). 

She makes me think of a green, slimey viper who is peeling. 

I wish for her: a longer dress

7.  THE DEIDAD (goddess) OF POP

We all know you only are famous because of your bottoms. There is no need to stress that with these pants. Show us a bodycon shiny dress next time (as we all know you like those the most, even if you are getting WAY to old for them)

I wish for her: keep on ruling our universe (in her mind)

and a man to help her look after her children (I can't believe she is EVER at home with them, she is too busy ruling our universe)

8. THE HAS-BEEN

Oh no, darling. Maybe if you were 10 years younger and the same amount skinnier. And always remember that red blush doesn't help you look younger. 

I wish for her: that she realises her days as a movie star and posing on red carpets in these kind of dresses are over

9. THE WHERE WERE YOU

She didn't want any attention in 2011 I guess. That would maybe explain why she is dressed as a mop.

And did she earn so little money this year that she even can't afford to buy some new pants if her old ones got too big? 

I wish for her: a stylist. And an awesome movie where she can blow our minds

10. THE WHERE WERE YOU NOT

We all know she only got famous for her bottoms (doesn't this sound familiar, Jennifer?). 

No need to stress them. Certainly not in this hidous khaki jumpsuit. Show us a bodycon shiny dress next time (as we all know you like those the most, and it are your last years you can wear them)

(But seriously how big is it? )

I wish for her: a sabbatical. To find a real husband and have 8 children and make them all very famous and get 10%. 

11. THE ONE WHO SAVES THE IMAGE OF THE FAMILY

(Because you can say what you want but her son is so cute he makes us forget about her sister)

But whoaaaaa what are you wearing here? Naugthy secretary meets Pierrot the clown? 

Brrrrrrr. This will give you nightmares. 

I wish for her: (here we go again:) a healthy baby. And PLEASE DO NOT START YOUR OWN REALITY SHOW

 12. THE YOU MAKE GOOD MUSIC BUT PLEASE LOOK IN THE MIRROR

No dear. Not even Prada shoes can talk you out of this one. 

I wish for her: a new awesome album. And the best stylist there is to find (Rachel?) 

13. THE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NEXT

my guess is her days are over. 

Some forgotten actresses make it in fashion, but with this dress she burnt those bridges foregood. 

I wish for her: a scholarship at a great university (oh no wait she probably has money enough - thank you Gossip Girl). 

14. THE ENOUGH WITH THE BOTOX ALREADY

I really geniunly hate this dress. It makes her so rectangular. Please wear something fabulous in 2012 and don't let us forget you're a great actress when you actually are able to make facial expressions. 

I wish for her: rehab for her botox addiction

Almost NYE!!!

In the transit between Christmas and NY there is always so much stuff to do (SALE!!! PARTIES!!!!FAMILY!!! studying!!!!)... 

That's why you should take a little moment for yourself and enjoy these pictures :)