Weird weirder weirdest (x10)

Oh yes. It's that time again!!

WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING? 

I present to you: 

Fashion, How They Played It Awkward, Ugly and Disastrous. 

1. Awkward Annalyne

We'll begin and end with the same person (MAJOR SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!). I want to make a cirkle because I hear that gives the reader more satisfaction. You're welcome, world. 

A new chapter has arrived for Annalyne Mccord. After disastrous viewings of 90210 - due to her dating a nerd seriously how low can you go with the script?- they decided to quit her from the show. Annalynne was so so so heartbroken. 

But not for long. 

She was photographed rushing to the set of her new movie: The dirtiest schoolgirl of 90210. I let you guess which genre it is.

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2. Christina Can... 

do it without pants. What is the expression on her face? 

a)  I HATE MY LIFE. No husband, no n°1 selling singles, no more killer body and no pants. 

b) Yo what's up Biatches?! Christina is IN DA HOUSE TONIGHT. I will walk the streets like the real gangsta that I am. I will wear red lipstick to distract the attention from the fact that I'm not wearing any pants. I don't care what you think of me, world! 

I really wonder what this looks like from the behind. 

Nevermind. You probably would get nightmares out of it. 

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3. Dania Does it... 

in an ugly dress. With a lot of nude going on. Literally. (do you get the joke? I'm so ironic it's not even possible)

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4. Elderly Emma 

No but seriously Emma, you're 20, not 84!! For a minute  I really didn't recognise you, while normally youre very high on my celebrities-who-are-my-age-and-are-always-well-dressed-so-I-look-at-them-for-inspiration list.   Loose the tabelcloth. Go get a tan. Do something about your hair. Then we'll talk again. 

ps I still love you. 

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5. Elderly Emma (2)

Did you guys notice how I could recycle the title? Writing words is so beautiful. 

No but seriously what's up with them? I'm also twenty, does that mean I have no start dressing like my grandmother because this is some kind of new trend? Does it mean I have to stop wearing make-up? Wear colours that make you look pale? Have a bad-hairday when in public (I still can't get over her hair, I HATE IT). 

She was so much cuter when she was younger. Did you see her Vogue-cover? HATE IT

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6. Kouture Kimberly

Hello lovers of the world and fame and celebrityness. My name is Kim Kardashian. 

My name is Kim Kardashian and Kim Kardashian walks in the light. Kim Kardashian will marry Kris Humphries before the world and zillions of cameras and commercialsing deals. Kris was chosen by Kim Kardashian because his name starts with a 'K'. Any other letter wouldn't have worked for the new show that will be titled: K^2. 

Kim Kardashian never ever ever leaves her mansion, her Heaven Of Peace underdressed. Even if wearing ugly pants is what it takes, Kim Kardashian will accept that burden. Because Kim Kardashian suffers for you, with a camera on her face every second of everyday. Kim Kardashian wants to make the most deals possible with every company present on this Earth. Food to to hungry, juices to the thirsty and every other thing existing on this planet, Kim Kardashian will sell it to you.  

That is the mission of I, Kim Kardashian. 

the end. 

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7. Kool Kate? 

Lose the cool. The fact that she's walking next to a dumpster is so ironic. Love it. 

she was one of my favourite celebrities-who-are-somewhat-older-then-me-but-are-always-well-dressed-so-I-look-at-them-for-inspiration list. She fell from it a while ago. And this day she does it again with these shoes. Hard. 

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8. Stephanie Shops

in a très très bad outfit. I could spent an entire day talking about this one. But I won't do it, since my time is precious.

 Bad hair. Bad top. Bad holes in her shirt. Bad colour combination (seriously). Bad shoes. Bad mixing of paterns. 

Go back home, look in the mirror and then die of shame.

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9. Vanishing Vanessa

I'm afraid there is no big future for this one here ahead. Did you see her last movie, Beastly? The acting was terrible. And I don't even know about acting. But I can tell when it's bad. 

She's was seen walking the streets of Cannes,  wearing hideous sandals (seriously who makes those?), along with a see-trough white top and slutty jeansshorts - that she probably has made them herself out of a vintage pair. It's clear that she has a reputation to maintain. She's probably sending more nude pictures to Zac the world as we speak. 

GET A STYLIST!!!!!! whatever. I couldn't care less about her. 

10. Acting Annalyne

as promised, the cirkel is round. 

So you see, the porn schoolgirl outfit, she wasn't really feeling it. She is way more classier than that. So Annalyne decided to take matters into her own hands. She's currently starting the remake of Singing in the Rain Wearing Bad Seventies Stuff. She will direct, produce and act in it. And probably be the only one who will go see it. 

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